"Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn´t ask, for her permission
I am wearing her clothes,
her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women´s underwear.
In the store, theres a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear
In the office theres a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I´m Murphy Brown.
He will say "Are you ready?"
I will say, "Woah man! Lets wait tilll the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you want to,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, & join the parade.
Walking around in women´s underwear.
Lacey things, missing.
Didn´t ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women´s underwear.
Walking around in women´s underwear.
Walking around in women´s underwear......"
I know! It's old but it's still my very favorite "funny" Christmas song. Not that i do it, but i sooo enjoy seeing .. watching .. um staring and certainly admiring















